A creative writing piece on a day of work experience at a nursery; through the eyes of an alien. (Title - Santa Claus is coming to town)

"Santa Claus is coming to town." " Wwwhhhaaaaaa ... ... aaaaaaaaaa ... ... boing, boing, thud! " The harmonacraft slid a little way before landing with a great deal of impact upon the soft surface. Much turbulence had been caused by the planet's gravitational force field when entering its atmosphere. My destination, Earth had been located successfully, however safe-landing areas had not been identified by the triple G sonar, (a.k.a. Green Grid Guide) which had been implemented into the …showed first 75 words of 4083 total…

…showed last 75 words of 4083 total…brain full of knowledge and experience of other living species ready to explode, literally. Somehow I felt as though I would no longer belong to the dimmer part of my Gigglenit species, but blossom and grow into a more respected intergalactic technomatic researcher. I really couldn't wait to get home and one thing I knew for sure was that I would not be returning to the planet Earth for the rest of my Gigglenit life.