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Washington, DC. Office Office of Dennis Hastert Speaker of the House 235 Cannon HOB Washington, D.C. 20515 Dear Mr. Hastert, I was pleased to hear that you were interested in placing a rider for Oceanography Research of the Hawaiian Islands on the upcoming stimulus package. I've been involved in conducting Aquatic related research for the Federal Government for the past decade. Some of my more esteemed projects included the 'Study of Inoculation of the semi-transparent Sea …showed first 75 words of 865 total…

…showed last 75 words of 865 total…Clinton). I have been actively involved in such volunteer programs as; Professors for Bi-Yearly Sabbatical, Don't Judge a Congressman by his Actions, More Pay Less Work, Less Taxes for the Wealthy, and I'm not Asleep I'm Thinking. Each of these organizations through Federal Grants are helping to dispel poor publicity by the yellow media. In closing I would just like to thank you for your time and consideration of studying Hawaiian Aquatic Wildlife. Yours truly,