Is it Alive?

Is it Alive? Right now I am going to try to explain to you, that in fact, my Nintendo Gamecube is ALIVE, and a species of its own. Although it may not look as if it is subsisting, it is by all means! In the following paragraphs I will prove to you that my Nintendo Gamecube does indeed possess the 7 characteristics that a living organism must have. To start off, my Gamecube possesses many living …showed first 75 words of 434 total…

…showed last 75 words of 434 total…function correctly, and this is why it has an internal cooling fan which operates on point of overheating. This prevents its processor to crash, loosing all its un-stored data which it is still receiving from outside sources. As I hopefully have clearly proven, the Nintendo Gamecube is a real living organism and should be treated as one. It can easily fit into all 7 categories of the properties of life with no ifs, ands, or buts.