Schwa

Schwa's past is slightly blurred, but it is generally held that the religion has its roots in ancient Egypt. A small breakaway group are believed to have gathered regularly to exchange news and, on occasion, personal accounts of landings by what they called `star- creatures'. These beings were identical to the Egyptian gods, and their belief was that these beings came to their land, from their home amongst the stars, disguised as animals with which …showed first 75 words of 1643 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1643 total…from our creators of the coming day of judgment.' In celebration of this, followers meet secretly, take drugs, and chant the following : 'Oona Schwa gallumbits dangk!' Once again, this seems to be in some sort of code. The only intelligible translation yet given seems to be a joke on the part of the translator : 'Schwa for tuna-safe dolphin meat!' But the true meaning of this, like their sacred joke, they keep secret.