They Beamed me Up! by Max Weber (creative essay)

My name is Max Weber and I was born in Germany on April 21, 1864. I have come to understand that by some weird twist of fate that it is now the year 2005. You see, I never died, but instead, happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. While out for a walk one sunny afternoon to contemplate some new ideas and to calm my nerves I happened upon little green men in the …showed first 75 words of 1880 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1880 total…nerves. He is going to go have a nice nap and hopefully he will be better in the morning. Your patience is appreciated. Normally people just dismiss his rambling and ignore him. Have a nice day, and rest assured, our facility is one of the best in the nation. Works Cited: Ritzer, George. 2000. "Max Weber". Chapter 4 in Sociological Theory, 5th ed. New York; McGraw Hill. <Tab/> <Tab/>