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Title: monkeys
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monkeys
jojometal: see... what I would have done if I was you is put on an away message like... I'm away avoiding all CS questions... but if you were asleep you'd be like... Hi, I'm johnny... asleep... but what if you're not... what if you're being molested by a group of rabid lice carrying midgets...? should I call the police? no... that would only make matters worse... it might turn into a hostage situation. They might …showed first 75 words of 332 total…
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…showed last 75 words of 332 total…and in this gunfight you might be caught in the crossfire with the midgets and get shot... and seeing how you look nothing like them... you could have been considered the enemy.. because you're bigger and more powerful, therefore the midgets could plea shortness... a common plea, second to insanity, and a sugar high... anyways, and then you would go to jail for life, all becaues you didn't put an away message on... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Bibliography**

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