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«That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs!»
«I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | About: Smoking | Keywords: get through, lighters, smoker, smokers
«Nazis are for the New Age concern»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | About: Comedy
«If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches?»
«I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace. Thank you very much. You've been great, I hope you enjoyed it.»
«Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoot yourself. No bullshit, I'm not joking just do it. I'm just sowing seeds, one day they may take root.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | About: Comedy
«This is just a small-town Americana family event. People really relate to books. Books are like friends, and there is no limit to the amount of friends you have.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian)
«I've greased my hair and I'm a little f*****g poet tonight, alright. I'm the little dark poet, that's who I am.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian)
«I'm not a girl, I'm a guy you know? But at the same time, I tell ya how you can solve this abortion issue right now. Ready? Those unwanted babies that single moms leave in alleys and in dumpsters? Leave about 12 of those on the steps of The Supreme Court. This is over. Like that. 'You guys said we had to have them? Then you guys...F***ING RAISE 'EM. Raise 'em then, you f***ing raise 'em. YOU raise 'em. You said I had to have it? Then it's yours. F**k. It's yours..Take it.'»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian)
«I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian)

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