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Letter "D" » Dave Barry Quotes
«Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
appear, assume, complicate, complicated, guys, just as, mysterious, point, point man, simple, The Whole Man, tragically
«I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
case, generalize, generalized, generalizes, generalizing
«Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
beer, beers, beer can, chemicals, example, for example, hydrogen, ingredient, make water, oxygen, such as, vital
«The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Men and Women
| Keywords:
automatically, ball, ball over, ball up, base, baser, basest, catching, choice, choose, Considering, fly, fly ball, infant, on base, On The Ball, save, saving
«My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
achieve, already, bags, cake, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate cake, finish, finished, finish up, inner, Inner peace, m, Ms., Ms, so far, start, therapist, therapists, told
«Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.»
«And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Computers,
Funny,
Scientists
| Keywords:
all the time, Computers, scientists, smarter, talk to, The Scientists
«In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
an explanation, came, explanation, for anything, in fact, right-down
«The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
background, drivers, ethnic, ethnic background, of age, regardless, unites
«If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.»
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