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«Fifty-three percent of the people approve of having marijuana in Denver, how about that? ... How does that make Bush feel? He's 14 percent behind pot now.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«A group of U.S. Muslim scholars announced...they have forbidden terrorism. Well that's nipping it in the bud. I'm glad they came out with this so soon, before things got out of hand.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«Congress announced a plan to rename the Gulf of Mexico. They want to call it Persian Gulf 2 in hopes that President Bush would send troops there faster.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«A week later, President Bush said his administration's response to Katrina was unacceptable. Then he said 'Hey, don't blame me, I was on vacation.' ... The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«To his credit, President Bush did respond quickly and he did send troops as soon as he found out Louisiana had oil.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«[When told it was going to take 80 days to drain flood water out of New Orleans, Conan O'Brien joked that Bush said,] that's almost half a vacation. ... I'm here for the earthquake damage you had back in '94.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«This is like the ninth hurricane this season. Maybe this isn't the time to take God out of the pledge of allegiance.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«At the time, Shaq was disguised as an apartment building.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«They look as if a watchmaker did the work.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)
«I have a bunch of Corvettes; I'm a big fan of those.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host)

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