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Letter "J" » Jay London Quotes
«I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job.»
Author: Jay London
«Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good.»
Author: Jay London
«My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.»
Author: Jay London
«My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.»
Author: Jay London
«My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.»
Author: Jay London
«I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?»
Author: Jay London
«I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.»
Author: Jay London
«After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.»
Author: Jay London
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