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Letter "M" » Matt Groening Quotes
«Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.»
Author: Matt Groening
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Funny,
Love
| Keywords:
across, flip, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, get across, ice, iced, icing, racing, snowmobile, trapping, trappings, tundra, underneath, weasel, weasels
«I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun»
«When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.»
Author: Matt Groening
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Authority,
Funny,
Sex
| Keywords:
authorities, dangers, have sex, lesson, The Warning, warn
«Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.»
Author: Matt Groening
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Funny,
The Simpsons
| Keywords:
alcohol, source, The Source
«Me fail english? Thats unpossible.»
«Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?»
«Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).»
Author: Matt Groening
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
gay, globe, globes, Globe and, ha-ha, Ha Ha Ha, looking at, The Globe, Uruguay
«I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.»
«Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.»
«Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.»
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