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«Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.»
«I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun»
Author: Matt Groening (Cartoonist) | About: Weapons | Keywords: careful, gun
«When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.»
«Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.»
«Me fail english? Thats unpossible.»
«Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?»
Author: Matt Groening (Cartoonist) | Keywords: donut, donuts
«Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).»
«I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.»
Author: Matt Groening (Cartoonist) | Keywords: enjoyed, I did it
«Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.»
«Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.»
Author: Matt Groening (Cartoonist) | About: Family, Love | Keywords: families, overcoming, torture

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