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Letter "M" » Milton Berle Quotes
«I live to laugh, and I laugh to live»
Author: Milton Berle
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laugh
«If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?»
«If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.»
«Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.»
Author: Milton Berle
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«Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.»
Author: Milton Berle
«Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.»
«I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?»
«The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.»
«Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.»
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