purchase custom essay, buy persuasive term paper, order essay

Famous Quotes and Proverbs

If you are looking for famous quotes and proverbs, you've come to the right place! Browse our largest database, which contains over 150,000 quotations, proverbs and sayings by the most renowned poets, artists, authors, inventors and researchers both living and deceased. Use our famous quotes and proverbs to support the content of your essay, term paper, research paper or dissertation. Be inspired by our quotes, proverbs and sayings now!

Search our collection by author, topic or keyword. It's completely FREE!

QuotationsAuthorsTopicsKeywords
Browse Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
(Click a letter to view the authors)

Letter "M" » Monty Python Quotes


«'Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.'»
Author: Monty Python | About: Funny, Movies | Keywords: heads, head off, scratch
«There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: agnostic, agnostics, believes
«Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok»
«I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?»
«'What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!''So?'»
«Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!»
«Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it»
«NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.»
«And now for something completely different.»
Author: Monty Python
«He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: all over, king

Pages: « Previous 1 2 3 4 5 Next »


Research our database of free Biographies. Sign-up for the database of college sample papers for only $14.95/month. Buy a custom written essay, term paper, research paper or dissertation on any topic and get a discount!
Buy a custom written essay and get 20% OFF the first order
Service Features
  • 275 words per page
  • Font: 12 point Courier New
  • Double line spacing
  • Free unlimited paper revisions
  • Free bibliography
  • Any citation style
  • No delivery charges
  • SMS alert on paper done
  • No plagiarism
  • Direct paper download
  • Original and creative work
  • Researched any subject
  • 24/7 customer support