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«You know you're old if your walker has an airbag»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: Airbag, walker, walkers
«The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.»
«Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: foot, shoot
«For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: fang
«I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: eighteen, ironing
«Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: Burt, Burt Reynolds, Reynolds
«The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: Head down, pro, pros, The Pros
«I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: ironing, yard
«His finest hour lasted a minute and a half»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: lasted, last half
«It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser»

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