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Letter "R" » Rita Rudner Quotes
«When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.»
«I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
| Keywords:
cult, cults, Cult of the, dogs, members, poodle, poodles, poodle dog, religious, religious cult, The Cult, Weird
«A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.»
«My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.»
«The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.»
«Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
| Keywords:
castles, Castles in The Air, castle in the air, cleans, in the air, psychotic, psychotics
«I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.»
«I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.»
«It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was»
«To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior»
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