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Letter "S" » Steven Wright Quotes
«I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
company, game, Game On, gaming, get in the game, makes, monopolies, Monopoly, My Game, Other games, wrong
«Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
back, brings, many, memories, past, think back, think of
«I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
«I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Humor
| Keywords:
Nobel, Nobel Peace, Nobel Peace Prize, Nobel prize, prize
«Hermits have no peer pressure.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
hermit, hermits, peer, peering, pressure, pressured, Too Much Pressure
«Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, so. What did you think?»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
babies, Baby and I, bizarre, came, coincidence, coincidences, deathbed, deathbeds, eighties, eighty, families, hospital, later, lay, lay away, lay in, looked, One Family, one of them, The Hospital, took, to each other
«Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
caught, Dali, dot, dots, dotted, dotted line, every last, every other, fish, fishing, last year, Salvador, using
«I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.»
«What a nice night for an evening.»
«Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
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