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Letter "W" » Woody Allen Quotes
«Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?»
«The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Sex
| Keywords:
asked, dirtier, dirtiest, dirty, only when, prison, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, sex, The Prison, told
«How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
An electric, electric, electric typewriter, roller, rollers, typewriter
«Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
hated, realized, steak, steaks
«That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.»
«Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
administered, administering, administers, capital, capitals, capital punishment, crime, Crime and Punishment, effective, measure, preventive, Preventives, prior, punishment
«Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Funny,
Sex,
Smoking
| Keywords:
fast, sex, smoke, smokes, smoke out
«More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
History,
Time,
Wisdom
| Keywords:
correctly, crossroad, crossroads, despair, extinction, faces, hopelessness, in history, leads, mankind, pray, total, totals, utter
«Eternity is really long, especially near the end»
«It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.»
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