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Letter "F" » farts
«My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.»
«He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner»
«Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.»
«I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!»
«It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins»
Author: Samuel Pepys
(Administrator)
| About:
Pain
| Keywords:
fart, farts, passages, precursor, precursors
«I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.»
«Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
(President)
| Keywords:
chew, fart, farts, ford, gum, gums, Jerry, Jerry Ford
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