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Letter "T" » taxidermist
«There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.»
«Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist»
«Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!?I?ve done your dog. It?s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that???Fido looks a bit weird.?»
Author: Eddie Izzard
(Actor, Comedian)
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Fido, Head down, legs, Picasso, square, taxidermist, Weird
«And there?s others like taxidermist! You can?t just go, ?Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand,? you know? You?ve gotta want to be! ?I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it?s really quite tight.?»
«What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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between, collector, collectors, difference, skin, skinned, skinning, takes, tax, taxidermist, tax collector
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