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«I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.»
«I don't exaggerate - I just remember big»
«I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.»
Author: Clarence Darrow (Lawyer, Speaker, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: Eat It, glad, liked, spinach
«I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.»
Author: Lewis Grizzard (Columnist, Comedian) | About: Funny | Keywords: get married
«I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.»
«I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet»
Author: Rita Rudner (Comedian, Writer) | About: Age, Funny | Keywords: face lift, gracefully, lifts
«I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.»
Author: Will Smith (Actor, Author, Producer, Singer) | About: Funny | Keywords: report
«I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.»
«I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.»
«I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British»

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