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«I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.»
«I speak two languages, Body and English.»
«I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.»
«I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled.»
«I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.»
Author: Joan Rivers | About: Funny | Keywords: bath, radio, toaster, toasters, toys, unwanted
«I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.»
«I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.»
«I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.»
«I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.»
Author: Proverb | About: Funny | Keywords: territory, unfamiliar, unfamiliar with
«I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.»

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