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Letter "F" » Funny


«I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.»
Author: Michael Davis | About: Funny | Keywords: started, still
«I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough, let's go west.'»
Author: Richard Jeni | About: Funny, Poverty | Keywords: bunch, Chicago, enjoying, gee, Go West, West
«I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.»
«I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two.»
«I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.»
«I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...»
«I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'»
«I think we agree, the past is over.»
Author: George W. Bush (President) | About: Funny
«I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.»
«I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.»
Author: Mae West (Actress) | About: Funny | Keywords: drifted, Snow White

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