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«Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.»
«Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.»
«Me fail english? Thats unpossible.»
«Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you»
Author: Ogden Nash
(Writer)
| About:
Age,
Ageing,
Funny,
Priorities
| Keywords:
at home, middle, middle age, ringed, rings, ring out, Ring The, ring up, rung, Saturday, Saturday Night, sitting, sittings, telephone, telephones
«Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
| About:
Funny,
Marriage,
Sex
| Keywords:
eighteen, five, in jokes, joke, joked, peak, peaked, playing, play a joke on, practical, practical joke, reach, sexual, take a joke, the Peak, thirties, thirty-five, thirty
«Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think»
Author: Tom Wilson
| About:
Food,
Funny
| Keywords:
chain, food, food chain, food for thought, high up, Mosquitoes, remind, The Food Chain, up on
«Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.»
Author: Johnny Carson
(Host)
| About:
Funny,
Inefficiency,
sarcastic
| Keywords:
mail, packages, post, post office, The Post Office
«Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.»
Author: Ogden Nash
(Writer)
| About:
Birthday,
Funny,
Marriage,
Relationships
| Keywords:
alliance, birthdays, remembers
«Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...»
«Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.»
Author: Oscar Wilde
(Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet)
| About:
Excess,
Funny,
Moderation,
Success
| Keywords:
excess, fatal, is a, like, moderation, nothing, succeeds, thing, with moderation
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