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Letter "F" » Funny
«The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.»
«The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun»
«There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.»
«The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.»
Author: Arthur C. Clarke
(Writer)
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Honesty
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adjust, bathroom, for good measure, From Zero, income, income tax, income taxes, income tax return, scale, tax, tax return, zero, zeros
«There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
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Humor
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funny, humor, sense of humor
«There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.»
«There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you»
«The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time»
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
(Critic, Philosopher, Scholar)
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advantage, advantaged, bad, enjoys, First Ones, for the first time, memory, same, several, the first, times, to advantage
«The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.»
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